AWW 2012: Lantana Lane by Eleanor Dark

Lantana LaneLantana Lane by Eleanor Dark

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

This was a wonderful read. I knew Eleanor Dark’s name, but had never read anything of hers. On whim, I picked this up; that it was about farming life somewhere in North Qld attracted me.

It’s not a novel, as such; nor a collection of short stories, though more like the later than the former. The book is populated with wonderful characters, whom Eleanor Dark describes as Anachronisms (capitalised), who have farms and all live along one lane, a dead end road off another road to some small town. The small town is called Dillibill. I haven’t looked up whether it really exists, but I suspect the answer is that it is not. It’s quite irrelevant whether there is a real place, because it is real enough. And all the farmers are archetypes, of a unique sort, demonstrating to us the particular follies and foibles of farming and non-farming life.

And in case you are wondering, it’s not really about farming at all. It’s about people, surviving, and being different from the norm, and a true community. It’s also bloody hilarious.

I laughed out loud, a lot, while reading this book. Some of my laughter was self-directed: I could certainly see myself in many of the characters (particularly Bruce Kennedy, the worm-loving anorak) and see the folly in some of my own dreams of farming. (Sometime in the distant future, perhaps. I would have to be even more brave to become a farmer than to become a writer, methinks.)

Eleanor Dark writes beautfiully. She has a somewhat didactic style, like a school teacher telling stories to rapt children. I can see her winking as she tells the stories. She writes of all these eccentric characters with warmth and humour, the kind of humour borne out of real affection for humanity, rather than desire to laugh at misfortune. There’s no meanness in any of Eleanor Dark’s descriptions of her characters, even the ones who are foolish or superstitious or shallow.

If you like whimsy, but with guts, you’ll like this. I’ll be reading more Eleanor Dark in future!

International Compost Awareness Week

YES! Everyone, it is. I know. I KNOW. You’re excited, I’m excited. I mean, who wouldn’t be excited?

Well, my sister for one. I am trying to decide whether I try to make this week, International Compost Awareness Week (or, as we in the know call it ICAW*) The Week I finally persuade her to compost.

(* Is that a hard “C” or a soft “C”? Is it:
I caw, rather like a crow; or I saw, like, lots of worms in my worm bin and I was happy? Who can help me with this dilemma?)

I’ve tried, rather half-heartedly. I said, “Hey! You should compost that!” (“that” being a huge container of coffee grinds; they have a fancy coffee machine, see, and drink lots of coffees). I’ve also said, “You really should compost, you know. It’s easy. And the dirt in your garden would be happier if you composted.”

Nah, she says. Too hard. Too dirty. Too smelly.

I’ve also said, “Hey! You should have a garage sale. Even if you priced everything at $1 each, you’d make a killing!” She has a double garage and an accumulation of Stuff, some of it, admittedly, mine. It’s all in good nick, just collecting dust in her enormous garage. This has very little to do with composting except, I’ve suddenly had An Idea.

Her reply to my awesome garage sale idea was to say, “If you want to do it, you can even keep the money.”

Maybe I will.

And then I will buy her a compost bin.

And then she will compost.

*** Q. E. D. ***

Okay, there are a raft of problems with my plan. And it’s not as if she or I are short of money with which we could buy a compost bin in the near future but maybe, if I encourage her with the clearing out of her garage, there will be Guilt attached to the bin because I bought it with my hard work selling her (and probably my) Stuff. Yes! It’s genius, isn’t it?

So, are you composting? If not, why not? Do I have to visit you to come up with a convoluted, barely rational plan to make you?
Don’t make me do that!

Happy International Compost Awareness Week! Give your worms a little party to celebrate! — Well, actually, just leave your worms well enough alone. They’ll be happier with you that way. That’s what my Partner says anyway. Apparently, they don’t like it when I dig around to see how big and how numerous they’ve gotten, and they don’t even like my singing to them! Why ever not?

Me and my worms, we’re going to have the best party to celebrate.

Actually, no one likes my singing. It lacks … tunefulness.

Happy I C A W!

Drop Bears

Australia has myriad dangerous creatures. The Drop Bear is one of them. They make the most blood-curdling noise shortly before descending upon unsuspecting victims, who look up and coo, “Aw, isn’t that cute?”

Splat!

Oof.

Ugh.

All the above photographs were taken on the road to Cape Otway Lighthouse, near the Great Ocean Road, near Apollo Bay, Victoria, Australia.

Koalas make me laugh. They stink; they make a terrible noise, and they sleep in the most ridiculous positions.